January 2012
1 post
November 2011
4 posts
Question for the Artistes
What do you do to shake off a bad audition?
October 2011
3 posts
Now I Ask That The Bride Join Me In A Dance
Let me give you a little update everyone.
On the theatre front (I always describe it like that, like it’s a constant battle) things are progressing steadily, whatever the weather be. I will be performing for two nights at Dad’s Garage in Atlanta, for a show called Z.O.N.K.E.R.S.! I was an understudy, and I knew i’d go on eventually, but i’m super psyched now that I know...
July 2011
1 post
Pitchard
Hey Internet Void Populace! Are you all doing alright?
I am. That’s what this blog is about. Me. And right now i’m good.
Tomorrow at 6:30am, we’ll see.
I’m still cranking away with sales. Let me tell you brother. It’s tough. And i’m having to grow a lot as a person in order to get better. I kind of hate it still, but i’m seeing the benefits more...
June 2011
2 posts
Four Courners
I’m getting ready for another one of those big life-shifts. It almost feels like i’m starting over again, way too late in life. Which isn’t true, it’s just the next step, but it feels drastic, like graduation. Almost. I just don’t know really how to handle it.
I’ll be starting a sales job, selling intelligent water purification systems. I’m glad to...
April 2011
1 post
March 2011
1 post
ShennanigAtlantans.
I feel very lazy. I keep thinking that i’m going to be the same kind of person who halfheartedly pursues his dreams, instead of giving it his all. I keep feeling the only thing that’s going to set me straight is joining the armed forces. I hate waiting around and seeing if by some chance i’ll be better organized once my career picks up. I don’t think it works like...
February 2011
4 posts
I am still not yet over this sickness. I want to be sick for just a day longer. After that, i’ll be over it. I decide these things, because I am an empowered young man, and I don’t need sissy vitamins.
With work out of the way early today, I was feeling frisky. I went out and found that, holy shit, it’s a beautiful day! Lots of people were hanging out in the parks, which...
Shaut Aut
Oh! Also I want to say Hey to all my friends all over the U.S! Whether you’re east coast, west coast, North Border, South Border, Smack Dab In The Middle, I’m missing you. Except if you’re in Alaska or Hawaii. There’s nothing I can do for you if you’re that far away.
Chack In
I’m currently in one of the daily time limbos created by the placement of the early volunteer shift and the late-er work shift. Giving me an hour to wonder what to do with my hour, until that hour is gone.
Right now i’m spending it rather well. Organizing my google calendar, like I actually do things. Responding to e-mails. There’s nothing quite like having an important...
January 2011
1 post
What Am I Supposed To Tell My Kids?
I have two bags of primo coffee. I have no way to grind it though, save for taking it to work and grinding the whole shebang there. But I want fresh coffee in the morning dammit, FRESH coffee.
I am dragging my heels far too much with working here in Atlanta. I still have the same dead end job, and I could be doing much more to change that. But residual senoritis resides still in me.
Ah, but...
December 2010
1 post
November 2010
5 posts
I enjoy my blue eye sweet tea vacations (A Post...
I was just in Tallahassee for a spell, and I had a dabba doo time, a gay ol’ time, to quote the late great Flinstones. I never get much done, and I invariably blow a lot of money on booze, but it’s always tremendously worth it. There’s just never enough time to visit everyone though. And that sucks. Every time I visit campus again, I have the notion that I will somehow bend...
Three Hipsters Walk Into A Bar
- Ironically
- And immediately complain about the music.
- Is one of my favorite bands, but you’ve probably never heard of them
- And are promptly made fun of by all of the patrons, because of their odd manner of dress and pretentious attitude.
I was sitting down in East Atlanta and I was inspired to write the funniest jokes.
To Jacquie, A girl separated from me by...
Jacquie What are you doing? He asked not unkindly. Which country are you in? Can you hear me through the din or am I disturbing the rural tranquility? Are you being a tourist or a local? I think you are lucky to have such olive skin. I think you will be welcome most anywhere for it. I know you don’t miss me so much, nor should you. But maybe that’s why I miss you so much. But this...
To R. Land, a prominent local artist who i've...
I like your art. Do you like it? Would you paint my car? I’d like a demon’s face on the hood, and a demon’s ass on the trunk. How long have you been painting? Do you paint your conversation with colorful language? Do you paint the way you move with dancing? On second thought, I wouldn’t want my car painted. I don’t think i’ll have it for very long, and...
October 2010
1 post
September 2010
9 posts
kristen shaw: malik karimi. →
For the past several days, I’ve had a charge on Mint.com labeled “Malik Karimi” for $49 that I could not explain. I went to my account through the SunTrust site, which sometimes offers more information on a transaction when Mint leaves me befuddled, but got nothing more. No receipts around my…
The same darnded thing happened to me! Thats a little crazy. Google led me to this post,...
Busy Boy
I got another audition coming up, in a few hours. AAA. I found out about it yesterday, when one of the folks running the Out Of Hand auditions called me and asked me to come by. It’s for a group called Theatre du Reve, for an adaptation of The Red Balloon, a french film from the 1940s. They saw that I had FRENCH on my resume. Well, i’m probably going to dissapoint them, but...
Flabby
Out Of Hand auditions were fun, what can I say? I don’t know when i’ll hear back from them, but whatever comes of it, I met some interesting people, and that is a good.
So what did the audition consist of? Well, only kicking my ass and reminding me of every day when I decided that I would watch movies on HBO instead of running and exercising. UGHUUGH. Lotta suzuki stuff,...
Sound the Alarm, it's an Audition
For Out Of Hand Theatre’s Ensemble. Sept. the 14th. I’m getting excited, and doing more pushups.
My alarm just rang. Why? Look out the window.
With my old phone, I had a habit of leaving my alarms on at weird times. Eventually, by some subconscious power, I settled on 7:15pm. So every day, my phone would buzz and ring a sonorous cacophony of drums and midi guitar riffs. Maybe...
I Have To Go To Work Soon
I work at a coffee shop. Did I tell y’all that?
It’s a nifty little place. Very clean, eclectic, tasty. I like working there okay, but i’m not making enough money….okay now i’m getting the feeling that i’m definitely repeating myself.
Hey!
Clothes are done!!
I CAN PUT UNDERWEAR ON NOW!
Atlanta life is easy. The weather is beautiful, the graffiti is colorful, and the beer flows like wine. I like it a lot so far. I’ve been here for a few weeks, and things are rocking along.
My feeling straight out of college is one of apprehension, both good and bad;
Good in the sense that there is SO MUCH TO DO. Atlanta is an actual city with an actual arts vibe. It’s even a...
August 2010
2 posts
Starting Atlanta
Updating. I’m terrible at it.
I am a graduate of FSU! Finally! It was touch and go there for a moment, but I did the whole ceremony thing, feeling way too inadequate with my plain black robes. I could say that I was just staying true to my Minimalist tastes, but thats not true. PhD candidates look like they’re graduating from some kind of Wizarding School. Masters students had...
July 2010
3 posts
But Honestly
I can’t sleep right now. In a little while I will, but then i’ll be up at 4pm, with just enough time to do NOTHING.
I’m committed to several projects, i’m holding a part time job, so I definitely have something on my plate. But I have no clue apparently how to allocate my time effectively. I thought that’s what college was supposed to teach me. Dammit, I wasted...
Burning the Midnight Oil
that I splashed all over my nemesis’ house. Revenge is Hard Work.
What a pain in the ARSON!
June 2010
4 posts
musicforyourcoffee:
Mayer Hawthorne – Green Eyed...
My Website →
heatherisawesome:
If you’re not up to anything, you should look at it. I’m kind of excited about the work I’ve been doing lately. My photography class starts next Monday so be prepared for some cool updates!
Hey, fantastic site lady! More fantastic that i’m in there somewhere. New background image!
May 2010
13 posts
Jazz songs that I want to remember for later
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Do You Think
It’s possible? I’m stupid or something? It’s that easy? Of me often? Twice before acting? ? Big? There’s the chance that he may not appreciate that? So, because I don’t. In terms of being somewhere different in a few months? We did well today?
I just wrote
A really nice song.
I’ve been writing really morose stuff lately, which is good/bad. Why can’t I write something a little more upbeat? O MY SOUL BLAGHERBH. Black stuff just comes spewing out. That’d be awesome.
But I gotta say, I feel good now. Again. A continuation of the good feeling from previous. I got groceries today, I paid my college tuition, I paid my hospital...
I Like
How i’m feelin’ now. I was not so good a few days ago, but after today’s Performance Kitchen Shindig, which was very very fun, I hit da gym and pumped da iron, played some racquetball. Tomorrow I will be very sore.
I was really friggin nervous about singing and playing today. But i’m damn glad I did it.
Its a very rare case when I order a frappuchino from a Starbucks,...
Whoop!
Found some money. Gonna eat.
(!Cuidado! Angry Post) I'm Just Waiting
For an excuse to deck someone in the fucking face.
A lot of different emotions climbing up and down my brainstem. Lets cover the bad ones first, because talking about bad things is giving me a sick sort of pleasure at the moment. I put all my hopes into getting this one job that I didn’t get. None of the other places that I applied to called back. I call back and they won’t...