I like your art.
Do you like it?
Would you paint my car?  I’d like a demon’s face on the hood, and a demon’s ass on the trunk.
How long have you been painting?  Do you paint your conversation with colorful language?  Do you paint the way you move with dancing?
On second thought, I wouldn’t want my car painted.  I don’t think i’ll have it for very long, and it’d be a shame to waste good art.
Unless you think art is a waste of time already.
I don’t think that.
Where do you get your Ideas?  From dreams?  No, that’s too obvious.  Same with drugs.  Or maybe you draw inspiration from both.  I can’t say, i’m a terrible painter.
The backgrounds of these paintings are very interesting.  I wonder how you approach the first layer of paint.  The figures in the foreground are so bold, so defined, its hard to see past them.  I have to really focus.  Hey, I suppose that’s the point!
We should have coffee sometime and chat.  I don’t know if you’re very social, or if you have too many friends already.  Maybe there’s a generation gap between us, making topics we can both relate to in conversation hard to find.  Maybe you’d rather have coffee with a hot chick, which I am not.
I could look all this up online, but I like this air of mystery that we’re surrounded in right now.
I don’t normally have decaf, but it’s pretty late right now, and i’m resolving to wake up early tomorrow.  Wish me luck!

Be Cordially Peaceful